Some best joke on Modi n Obama just for fun

Here is some of the latest funny joke and takes on twitter before Prime Minister meeting with Obama. Modi and Obama jokes

Obama to Modi, minutes before Modi's speech in UNGA: "Eagerly looking forward to hearing some Shahzada jokes, Mr. Modi!" #ModiAtUN

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Obama : Yes, we can!

Modi : Garba? Dandia?

Obama : No, i can't!

Modi : Yes, we can! LOL!

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Modi ~ Hi BOB !!
Obama~ Who is BOB here ?
Modi ~ You "Barack Obama Bhai "

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Obama:You are fasting.
Modi:How u know?
O:CIA told me.
M: Michelle bhabhi gave u spicy food today.
O:HOW D HELL U KNOW?
M:Amit Shah told me.

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If modi is a true Gujju, he'll give a 2nd hand copy of Geeta or a cheap shawl to Obama because he won't be eating at the White house dinner

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Modi went to USA - Obama ke achhe din.

Arnab went to USA - Obama ke bure din.

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Obama: Welcome to USA Mr Modi. Your friend Mr Arnab reached yesterday
Modi: I hate USA
Obama: WHAT?
Modi: U.S.A, Unbearable Sound of Arnab

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Obama orders an inquiry into Hollywood movie budgets... After Modi stated #Mangalyaan was cheaper than Hollywood movie budgets...

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Obama: What do you want for dinner
Modi: Sorry, I am fasting
Obama: Fasting? Last time I heard that the ruling party ate your whole country.

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Given that Modi will be fasting during his US visit, he won't be able to have achche din-ner (Dinner) with Obama.